To the ... less intellegent in the workplace

List of things you should not do at work:

• Mess with the settings on someones chair for no good reason



• Flush, or attempt to flush, entire rolls of unused toilet paper



• Not call facilities when the ice machine is broken, but complain it hasn't worked in a week



• Touch the backroom TV, including:

1. Unscrewing the coaxial cable (which requires using a chair as it is up high) presumably to improve reception... not sure



2. Touch the volume/channel buttons (which are covered with a sticker that says do not touch)
   


3. Remove the 'do not touch sticker' so you can touch what it says not to

• Burn your popcorn to a cinder, then be too embarrassed to admit it and leave it in the microwave



• Delete an entire month from a team calendar, and not tell anyone



• Order a case (24) cartridges for a printer (last October) that will be junked (last December) The junk date was known... just discovered the ink in a locked drawer



• Leave open packages of coffee, cookies, sugar, whatever, under the sign in the break room that warns against such practice as it attracts ants.



• Call facilities 27 times in one week to report ants. (really not exaggerating here...)

Want to know the really sad part? Besides all being true, they all happened TODAY.